All-you-can-eat pizza festival apologises for lack of pizza

Talk about having ‘dough’ idea of how to deliver the basics

Please don’t laugh at that one

But have a little chuckle about this story…

Customers at the 2018 Notting Hill Pizza Festival in May had to queue for up to an hour to get a single slice of pizza after an oven broke

Guests were promised “the opportunity to sample unlimited amounts of pizza”by organisers Bellmonte Life. 

However the organisers were unable to deliver what they promised

The“high-end luxury lifestyle brand” blamed “overzealous appetites”as well as the broken oven for slow service.

The firm said: “Despite the best efforts of our team preparing the pizzas in the smaller ovens, the flow of pizzas was slower than intended.”

“In contrast to claims that there were not enough pizzas, this was not the case. 

Our team was hard at work to ensure that everyone was able to sample pizzas.”

“However, it was unfortunate that the queues grew due to some overzealous appetites, preventing others to be able to enjoy the food.”

The event promised a “pizza for every palate”at the Porchester Hall, in west London.

Needless to say people starting taking things into their own hands

Alex White, 28, said she abandoned the festival to go to a pizza restaurant having only eaten two slices in one-and-a-half hours.

“I’m definitely annoyed, it was clearly very badly thought through,” said Ms White.

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Tim Swabey, 24, said: “When we arrived at the festival we were immediately surprised by the long queues for pizza at each stall.”

When pizza did arrive it “looked like something that had already passed through a cat’s digestive system”,Mr Swabey added.

Festival-goers were given complimentary drinks when it became clear pizzas were not reaching everyone.

So what could they possibly do for people who clearly love pizza so much they went to a pizza festival?!?!

Bellmonte Life has offered pizza festival ticket-holders complimentary VIP passesfor an upcoming barbecue festival in July.

I’m yet to hear if this went a little bit more successfully or not 

But if I wanted pizza… I would’ve expected pizza

A bit like if you want results in health and fitness… I’d also expect them

Yet so many coaches and trainers out there still don’t GUARANTEE RESULTS

And that baffles me

Surely I’m not the only coach out there who can guarantee that my training package works

Or am I?

Joe ‘think slice before you go to next year’s event’ Bullen
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P.S. If you want to know how you can get away with eating pizza and all that good stuff without your waistline being sacrificed

Send me a message and I’ll tell you how
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