All the gear…But no idea!
“CRUNCH” as the car pulled in alongside me in the petrol station
I knew that sound
When you catch the bottom of your car on a slope
The only thing is there wasn’t much of a slope so it must’ve either been a really low car
Or someone who’s in need of some new suspension
(It was the former)
I caught the cringe on the driver’s face as he caught the bottom of his brand new bright blue Lamborghini
But the best was still yet to come…
“VROOM” at a trillion decibels as he pulled his car forward to the now available pump
This geezer clearly had it all going on
Gold watch, Versace t-shirt, Prada shoes…
(Noooo I’m not one of this materialistic people who can identify this stuff easily but when it’s covered in huuuuge “look at the label I’m wearing” logos it’s quite easy to work out)
But here’s what made me chuckle…
Needless to say everyone is looking at the loud, bright blue motor that just got everyone’s attention
But the gent who clearly owned the car was on his hands and knees scurrying around by the pedals…
Opening and closing the boot multiple times…
Clearly getting quite flustered as a young teenage girl asked him if she could take a picture of his car…
HE COULDN’T WORK OUT HOW TO OPEN THE BLOODY PETROL CAP!!!
He even resorted to trying to pull it open after banging it with his fist a few times
But after coming to his senses (and probably remembering how much the car cost)
He once again opened the boot and hit the button that popped out the petrol cap
I shouldn’t laugh really… After all yes I would like to have a car like that (so I could sell it and keep the money!)
But it reminded me about how many people overcomplicate things and don’t get the basics right when it comes to training…
They’ll buy the latest FitBit gadget…
They’ll buy the latest trainers…
They’ll buy the latest diet supplements…
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They can’t touch their toes or they’re stability is all over the place
They’re totally on the wrong path for the goals that they so desperately want
They’re trying to tone up by lifting 2kg dumbbells and living on lettuce!
To get anywhere YOU NEED TO FOLLOW THE BASICS FIRST
But if you don’t know how to or what the basics even are…
SEEK AN EXPERT
And unless you’re being inundated by multiple S&C coaches…
I’m the one who is messaging you daily relentlessly trying to get you to let me help you
(Make sense?)
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