Gilet wearer admits his arms have been cold for years

Talk about pointing out the obvious…

A long-term gilet wearer has admitted 

that his arms are often very cold.


Roy Hobbs has been parading 

around in a green quilted gilet 

in all seasons, insisting that he 

doesn’t ‘need’ sleeves in the face 

of rain, wind or snow.

However, they only do half the job…

Hobbs said:“Football matches were 

cold but I didn’t want to look like some 

sleeve-owning wimp so I stuck it out.”

“The payoff to freezing your nuts off 

is that you look hard as fuck, but I’ve 

realised it’s just not worth it. It’s a relief

to have accepted that I feel the cold 

like every other human.”

“Gilets may look awesome but they’re 

basically half-built coats and that 

makes no sense.”

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A bit like having big muscles for the beach

but not being able to walk up the stairs 

without getting out of breath

Designed to warm the thorax while 

chilling the wearer’s arms to icy buggery,

the gilet remains a firm favourite with 

men who want to give the impression 

their arms are too ripped to be contained

by an outer layer of sleeve.

Hobbs’ partner Mary Fisher said: 

“He’s actually not Jason Statham and 

the anorak I’ve ordered for him from 

Peter Storm will prove that”.

So instead of sacrificing how you feel for 

your looks…

Why don’t you do some quality training that 

sorts out your aches, pains and fitness levels 

whilst still stripping body fat and building muscle?

​​​​​​​I can show you how if you want? Contact me here…

Joe ‘It’s too cold for my gilet today’ Bullen