Man Arrested After Selling Farts In Jars Without A Vending License
As you know I’m partial to a good stupid story every now and then… Here’s one!
Tennessee, USA.— A man was arrested for selling his own farts in jars, without even having a vending license. The man was caught by the authorities, which asked him if he had permission, and the man couldn’t answer.
Yes you read that correctly!
“He was selling farts from different foods, and with different ages. With around 150 jars, he was selling farts as old as one week”, said the police man Gary Cockburn.
But there was a problem with his produce…
Every jar had around 30% fart and 70% air, although he didn’t clarify that to his buyers.
But the big problem was…
“The man didn’t have permission to sell those farts, so we seized them”, Cockburn stated.
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